Wednesday, November 26, 2008

It is time for Holiday again.

My uncle kind of won 4 return tickets to A PLACE that he doesnt wish to go. So he is offering me those return tickets for half price.

Which means, I only have to pay for one-way, and come back for free!

But the deal is, I have to find another 3 who'd like to buy the tickets, because he won't sell it if I only have 2 friends ke sorang ke.

Geddit? All or nothing. LOL.

So I managed to secure Hazirah (who is uber excited) and Raje (who sounds Interested enough) but WE kinda need one more person.

Or two.

Because I am NOT SO SURE if I wanted to go. Because you see, I have a return tickets to ANOTHER place and that holiday itself could cost me some money.

I mean, what do I do for living to be able to go to PLACES in one year.

It's not like I earn 3.5k per month like SOME REAL PEOPLE. Ha-ha.

Oh So the moral of the story is:

If you think you can live with Me, Raje, and Hazirah for like 3-4 days, let me know.

Because I am yet to ask my uncle how long the vacation is, what Airways the tickets are, when are the tickets valid and such (I have not yet asked because I don't want to sound too excited about it when I don't even have an international passport)

And

www.auroraexpeditions.com.au

This... could be us!

Oh and if you guys want to buy ALL for of them also can. Just let me know, ok!

Monday, November 24, 2008

Stupid Monday Blues!

First;

Taking Starbucks Toffee Nut Latte after dinner was a bad idea. The caffeine only kicked in AFTER I was ready to go to sleep. So another round of a whole Grey's Anatomy Season 1 before I went to sleep at God-knows-whatever time.

Second;

Always ALWAYS ALWAYS remember to draw some money whenever the purse ran out of it. All of a sudden the ATM machine broke down this morning.

Third;

Stupid fire drill that blocks the gate. No one can leave the compound until it is said so. I'M HUNGRY AND MONEYLESS.

Fourth;

I'm left alone, again, today. All the colleagues are everywhere. I'm alone and clueless in this office. I hate it when people asked;

'Si A ade? Takde? Si B? Si C? Si D? Oh, selain you, sape yang ade kat opis?'

Why? Am I not good enough to attend to your stupid requests?

Fifth;

Even the bus drivers are on leave for Raya Haji. Demmit.

I need a break. Seriously!

Friday, November 21, 2008

Spot the Difference!

Between this



And this



EHEM! Close up sket!




Ahaha. Yeah I know senget-senget. Trust me I stopped for a while, crossed my finger, and wished Raja suddenly poped in front of my eyes.

She used to be the one who perfectly put all the stickers to Adam and Andy.

But yeah, I'm no wish machine. Neither crossing finger is our culture tho!

ps: The amoi really thought my name is Noraa. I said 'No! its my car, Aaron!'
She said, 'Sokay dear. Nothing to be embarrassed with the name Noraa'. BLERGH!

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Sebab tuh la I insisted on a Desktop PC

4 years ago, when MARA approved my computer loan, out of 4k, I used only half for a desktop PC. I didn't even take the balance, so Ayah asked me to buy a laptop instead.

I tetap taknak. Desktop PC it is.

Then it began. 3 years of mengangkut pc at every end of semester, hantar pegi rumah Atan, ambik balik, naik turun tangga angkut 5 kotak, tertonggeng terbalik connect all the cables.

Belum campor time it needs reformating, power unit blow, graphic card senget, monitor resolution lari, berapa kali I angkat naik turun tangga.

Tetap tabah dan gigih.

Now the company gave me a laptop. I think it's cool, because now I get to go to the coffee shop and use their free Wifi!

BUTTT

Last Thursday I was in a rush for a meeting. So I pon just close the lid and didn't put the lappy in its bag. So I just put it on the passenger's seat. Geddit?

Suddenly I tengah laju-laju adelah stupid car yang suke brek-brek, tibe-tibe masuk right lane. how stupid. Terpakselah I emergency brek secepat mungkin; and that is when the lappy dengan seronoknya meluncur from tempat duduk to the tempat letak kaki.

O.O.O. But then, ok. It still worked. adelah sikit rase goyang-goyang. But then it is still fine.

Until yesterday......

I have to take a file back to house. Banyak sangat kerja since team lead is on leave, so i put the file in the bag, together with the lappy. But bila I nak angkat beg tu berat sangat, so I keluarkan la the lappy. How clever kan?

Bile I keluar dengan selambenye with lappy in my hands, baru I sedar, it was raining.
I pon lari lari lari lari lari, kononnya feel macam kat tangan ni, tgh pegang the file, and the lappy is safe in the bag.

Apparently, vice versa. HURM.

But then yes, the lappy is still functioning. But only God knows how well it is.

Only about time it will rest in peace.

HAHA.

ps: One for me, please.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Finally Aaron had a good shower


By yours truly!

I don't know why, but I felt like Aaron first bath should be by the mummy herself (ehem. bukan sebab tak ada duit, ke?)

Yang sakit hatinya, it really has to rain jugaklah hari ni kan? Hah! Adoi!

Oh BTW, yesterday, when I was busy tertonggeng terbalik washing Aaron, I realised all my neighbours were looking at me.

All of a sudden all the stay at home mommies teman the daddies watering the gardens.

It will be just about time they hit me with their parang golok.

Should I hang some kind of notice on my fence saying;

'I'm NOT the freaking bitch Memey that you have in your nightmares!'

Entahlah. Maybe next time I want to mandikan Aaron, I would have to consider pakai tudung labuh sampai lutut.

ps: Nasib baik tak baling handphone, kan?

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

About first time lepak Starbucks Kerteh Mall

I hate to call it Mesra Mall. Like, sesuatu. Kerteh Mall pon orang paham jugak.

I got 2 hours after dropping mama at her talk of 'Menangani Stress di Kalangan Wanita'. I'm not that stressed, kononnya. So I thought of 'bathing' Aaron. Mama gave me RM10. I repeat, MAMA gave me RM TEN.

Diam-diam I pergi Kopitiam but it was closed. So I headed to Starbucks Kerteh Mall.

Gigih kan? Sanggup drive 40 minutes for the free Wifi. Dahla habis selekeh. Pakai t-shirt Mekar, seasoned jeans, Asadi (not Adidas) flipflop, and tudung pun tak gosok. Laptop and adaptor on right hand, left hand got handphone, purse, and car keys. Selekeh, tak?

I picked the most comfortable couch, tried to connect to the wireless for freaking 40 minutes (Hello. iPerintis bukan Tuhan, ok?) and went to purchase a cup of coffee.

Then I realized my purse is actually EMPTY. Fortunately, RM10 tadi ada dalam poket. So I have to order the cheapest one. Hot Brewed Coffee of the Week katenya. Taste like, kopi O tak cukup gula.

Bukak Facebook, Gmail, Blog, komen blog orang, write on people's walls, post blog lagi, chatting sket-sket, download lagu Afgan, (oh lupa bukak friendster!), dah penat, I laid back kejap. Sipping the freaking 7 bucks kopi O (so much for being high maintainance).

Then I heard makcik belakang I cakap;

'Tengok budak tu, pakai selekeh je, tapi mesti banyak duit.'

'Stended-lah perempuan sekarang. Kerja besar-besar, beli rumah, beli kereta, pergi oversea, duit berlambak - tapi sampai tua taknak kahwin.'

'Weekend je datang surf kat kedai kopi. Kawan-kawan lain dah beranak-pinak.'

'Hish. Nauzubillah.'


Seryesly? SERIOUSLY?

satu, do I really looked that old. That freaking OLD?

Dua, apa makcik ni ingat I pekak ke, or ingat I pakai iPod?

Kesian ok I; dahla not that tua, not yet banyak sangat duit (RM10 pon mintak ngan mak ok!), not yet pekak jugak.

Most importantly, bukan taknak kahwin. Tapi boyfriend pon takde.

Geddit? Boyfriend pon takde-lah!

Monday, November 17, 2008

Memanglah

Kalau tak, dah jumpa 5 tahun lepas.
Kalau tak, 20 tahun lepas pun dah jumpa.

Tapi kalau dah nak jumpa sekarang,
mesti ada sebab, kan?

Entahlah. Sebab Tuhan saja yang tahu.
Mungkin ada, mungkin tak ada; sebab.

Tapi, 20 years of no clue,
Is like worth another 200 years
Of knowing You.

Even if for 2 days only.
=)

Sunday, November 16, 2008

Not Bad...

I just done preapring breakfast for the brothers.

Nasi goreng butter, Bihun goreng pedas, telur mate kerbau, and chicken finger stick.

And I did it in less than two hours HE HE HE.

hello. please consider these important notes:-

- I tak guna nasi dingin, ok

- I tak gune bawang yang bibik blended, ok

- I have to blend my own lada kering, tak gune cili bo, ok.

But then when they wake up I have to mintak maaf salam junjung lah dengan diorang.

Because the house berasap gila they could've choked.






And the taste... SUCKS! haha!

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Pernah tak rasa bengang sampai nak baling henfon?

Pernah tak jumping dapat satu SMS walaupon satu ayat je?

Pernah tak fikir 5 minutes to reply the SMS tapi bila dah sent tak ada reply?

Pernah tak tunggu reply sampai tertidur?

Pernah tak bangun tidur still tak ada reply?

Pernah tak check phone every 2 minutes takut-takut bunyik Tet Tet level 5 tuh tak dengar?

Pernah tak pergi breakfast purposely tinggal handphone kat rumah sebab bengang it won't receive any SMS (tapi inside still hoping)?

Pernah tak rasa disappointed gila babi sampai rasa nak baling henfon?

I pernah. Satu, kalau mintak emergency leave dengan Bos.

Dua, kalau pergi interview and orang tu cakap communicate thru SMS.

Tiga, boyfriend. Ataupon bakal boyfriend.

Tak, tak. Bukan boyfriend I. Bukan boyfriend orang lain jugak!

Friday, November 14, 2008

Semalam, I jumpa someone who speaks the same language as me.

I always think I can only speak correct language with correct tones and laughs with only UTPians. Because upon seeing their faces I already know what to expect. I knal almost everyone in UTP yang masuk from July05 backwards.

Yang ade kereta best, main musik, aktif forum and mirc, ada blog, photog, main bola, selalu dating, muka lawa, muka handsome, pakai bag/baju cantek-cantek, fashion victim, banyak cakap in class, MPP, suka lepak cafe, suka lepak koridor, suka jogging, and things yang I nampak.

Not so hard to spot those people here in MTBE. Bersepah ok budak UTP. And selalunya when I know they're UTPians, I'll start the conversation with:-

'Batch mana? Oh sama dengan bla bla bla'

Then we asked each others' nicknames.
Then we knew each other.
Then we asked each other about bla bla bla.
Then we asked each other about kawan bla bla bla.
Then come conversation like Kampung5/Grapevine/MiRC/Musicfest/Kinta City/Ameeth/insert lah balik yang kat atas tu.
Then if they are older, say two years than me; This will happen;

'Oh kau ke kazen Snubnossseeeee?' Yes yes, I have a very famous and legendary cousin.

OR

'Dulu, mase dekat UTP, aku selalu tertukar kau dengan isteri Ustad.' Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh!!!

Trust me, even mak isteri Ustad pon pernah mistaken me and her daughter. Horror tak kesamaan kitorang?

Hari ini I dengar something different;
'Member punyelah rock, ade ke kate same dengan isteri Ustad!'
Hah sah! Finally, I know ade orang yang can differentiate me and isteri Ustad.

Haih. Ustad manelah yang lucky sangat to have such beautiffffuuulll genes tu.

ps: Lessons learned; jangan jual mahal, jangan lawan cakap mak bapak, jangan kacau boyfriend/suami orang. I serious ni, Memey!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

While I malas ni bagilah I update blog hari-hari, oke?

Dahtuh, sampai mati pon update blog hari-hari la kan? Anywayy... ever since i started working here i've been coming to KakGee's house a lot. (untuk perhatian Ain: Rumahku di Balok, ofisku di Gebeng, rumah KakGee di Kuantan).

I sometimes even feel like I live there (read Kuantan) instead of my rumah sewa (read Balok). Even the bibik can tell if I lost an inch from my hips, put extra BAG to my eyes, grew my hair, trimmed my nails, change my perfume, yada yada.

The bibik is funny tho. One time she wanted to matchmake me with her agent from Indonesia. Bambang kot namanya. Boleh tak? Do I looked that desperate? And die pernah cakap 'muka che hani kayak-kayak cewek Indon. macam kakak ipar bibik!' LIKE DUH!

She used to cook lousy food we even cannot tell what they were, but now all I can say is eating her cookings is like eating at home. Well she learned a lot from Mama and my other aunties, that's why.

Her forte has to be Bubur pulut hitam and Sup Ayam. The best ok. Last 2 nites she cooked chicken porridge with chicken soup. Me and Abg Haziq ate like nak habiskan satu periuk. Satu-satu I letak dalam mangkuk. Then tiba-tiba I baru nak gigit satu part of ayam ni, only I realized it looked weird.

Bibik, ni ape ni?

Itu? Itu kepala lah Che Hani. Tak tau ke?

Kepala? As in kepala ayam ke bibik?

Yelah kepala ayamlah sup ayam.

Bibik letak kepala dalam sup?

Yelah. Otaknya sedapppplah Che haniiii...


Hello!! Seriously? Kepalaaaa!!! Oh My GOOOOOOODDDDDDD! All this while she cooked letak kepala ayam ke???

I terus lari from kitchen at floor 2 to Kakgee's room at floor 4. Adoi. Geli ok. Siap cakap otaknya sedapppppp!!!

Urgh! This is the part where you should throw up already!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

They say don't tickle a monster if you aren't a born Ultraman.

erk.. hurm!

Case 1: Mr. Ordinary Guy vs Ms. Monster


Seryesly, boring sangat ke kau?

Seryesly? You, asking me THAT particular question. Carik nahas!

Haha takdelah. How boring?

Macam, hurm, 5 years married guy nak balik ke rumah after one day kerja. Boring macam tu.

No, we don't get bored like that.

Yes you guys do. At some point, you guys will.

Takdelah. Mana ade. Sape cakap?

Oh jangan tipu. Norman Hakim tells us!

*inser cricket sound here*

Case 1: Mr. Ridiculous vs Ms. Monster


Cepatla, bile nak blanje McD ni?

Xde duitla! Baru beli kereta!

Amboi. Beli kereta cash ke?

Yelah. hasil kerja siang, and kerja malam! Ha-ha!

Muke pucong macam kau, laku ke nak kerja malam? HAHAHAHAHA

Pucong-pucong pon, boleh pakai neo. Ni nak makan McD pon suruh orang belanje!

Niat di hati bukanlah nak riak, tapi nak kasik tau sket kat si muke tak hensem, yang duk pucong-pucong kan orang, awak ade cermin muke sendiri tak?

ps: divert attention dr duk pk L thing Raje itu!

Tuesday, November 11, 2008

Seryesly?

Raje bought something online that me and Hazirah have no idea about. At first it didn't bug me thattttt much what is it untillllllllllll I found out that Kerel and Ain are well-told about it.

So it could be only me and Hazirah who had no idea about that!!! Now THAT buggggged me macam sial haha.

So I texted Raje, but yeah not suprisingly she didn't notice my SMS reply. Kerel said he can't wait to tag along, Raje said it's crappy and a lot of waste of money. So desperately I asked Ain and all she could tell is, "Klue die, huruf L?"

We desperately scanned for all the things in the world that starts with an L,can be dispatched, crappy, waste a lot of money, and can have Kerel to be tagged along.

Hazirah came up with lembu, lampu, and LAMB.

I came up with Louis Vuitton.

Seryesly? are we having what they called writers block ke ape ni?

Edited: I THINK ITS A FREAKING DSLR!

www.image-acquire.com



L


kan? kan? Raje, I don't care what brand is it but if it is REALLY a DSLR, you owe me a gig of pics, oke! I nak santek santek!

Monday, November 10, 2008

If only I can dress like this


Hello, MIL! by mememia

Matilah bwk LV jumpa future MIL!


Hello, BFF! by mememia
Nanti I dress up my Bff pulek!


Alah boleh je nak dress up macamni. just need to have extra cash, slim down a lil bit, learn to make-up, etc etc. Ha-ha LONG LONG list!

because these are what being alone can do to you

apart from you keep on talking to yourself, of course. All the time, correction.

1. I am this close to reply to the ON SUNYI spam messages.

2. Drafted atleast 10 posts in my blog (but keep on refusing to post the wedding dreams. Hello, not everybody can stand your pukable extravaganze dream wedding with your so-called true soulmate whatsoever. Reality check, please?)

3. That doesn't include the number of posts I drafted in my mind. Oh, that was like, NUMBERS OF EM.

4. I became less reseptive to my surrounding. I don't realize a makcik talked loud till my mom said so, I didn't realize something was annoying until Raje mentioned so, I didn't realize a kid was this close to kill my niece until my mother screamed. Haha.

5. I am not bold and fierce anymore. Yesterday a cashier girl at Transnasional counter stood me up for 45minutes because she was out for breakfast. I swore I would take her name and IC number and make a complaint but when she returned I didn't and I even talk to her politely! Demit! I used to even screamed at a counter boy at The Curve Kenny Rogers for not splitting our bills.

What The Hell Has Gotten Into MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????

Friday, November 7, 2008

because the Field is Green;

2 years ago;
Magh and Raje would always run.
I would always sit on the edge of the field.
Or sometimes I would stand. Alone; or with them.

When the sun shine brightly; or sometimes rain pour heavily.
Under the bright blue sky, or the borrowed broken umbrella;

We stood there; witnessing, observing, cheering. Sometimes we even sing.
I always have a thing for him. I mean, for the green field.

Today;
In this cold shivering air-conditioned room; floor is red-carpeted; this very chair is holding my weigh;

and I am all alone with no Magh, no Raja;
There he stood; mumbling things I barely understood.

I could understand, but I chose not to. Because it's a lot of waste of time to listen to that than to indulge in this sweet scent of his perfume.

When Ain screamed because her certain-him viewed her online;
And Hazirah having a bad day for the status on her certain-him's Gtalk;

I got to (almost) talk to my certain-him. Sweet.

I always have a thing; for the god-forbid smell of sweats; and now for the sweet smell of the perfume.

Just when I think this place, sucks; I started to fall in love with him.
I mean, with this place. =)

Ps: Oh, I still have Raja (on the Gtalk) and Magh (on the phone) around. Thanks (to the technology)!

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

because my kids will be named Umar, Idris, and Hud;

so I need to find the father first haha!

that's why I named my cars names that my kids will not get haha.

that has the pan-english sound;
doesn't need to have a good meaning;
starts with the letter A;
sound handsome and yummy!;
and most of the time, named after someone I fell in love heads over heels at that particular time.

so you know already why I cannot name my latest baby. Hurmph! Luckily I have you guys who shot the names like you've been thinking of em!

So out of all suggestions, I'm down to a few that I can't help but to giggle to myself. And now;

...

...

...

...

...

...


I cannot wait to have that fine blended frappucino with Mieza!

(and Hazirah and Raja and Chuna and Seema and Ain and Pinku and semua orang but you guys bayar sendiri ok!)

And yes it's Aaron! The handsome and yummy and tough and super duper heroic Aaron! (just pray I don't make love to it haha!)

Dear, after you habis exam, datang kuantan, and kita pergi Starbucks naik Aaron ok!

Lots of Love!

ps: Raje has a new verb for people who always cancel plans. EHEM. and I have a word replacing gedik. contoh ayat: "hey Pink kau jangan nak memey oke!" haha.

Monday, November 3, 2008

because I have a Frappucino Voucher to give

but first you have to help me name this new baby first


Ehem.

I already have Adam, and Andy. And this one better be good, because:-

1. Otherwise, I'll call it Little Andy (sounds soooo sesuatu kan! haha)
2. I've to keep the Frappucino Voucher to myself.

Oh, please don't look at it as Frappucino jerrr... Try this way
A free grande cup of fine blended coffee beans and moments to indulge in a cozy cushion at Starbucks with Yours Truly.

Hah! Ape lagi, shooooooot!

ps: Hey, you. Got Neo? Now, that makes the Two of Us!:P