They say don't tickle a monster if you aren't a born Ultraman.

erk.. hurm!

Case 1: Mr. Ordinary Guy vs Ms. Monster

Seryesly, boring sangat ke kau?

Seryesly? You, asking me THAT particular question. Carik nahas!

Haha takdelah. How boring?

Macam, hurm, 5 years married guy nak balik ke rumah after one day kerja. Boring macam tu.

No, we don't get bored like that.

Yes you guys do. At some point, you guys will.

Takdelah. Mana ade. Sape cakap?

Oh jangan tipu. Norman Hakim tells us!

*inser cricket sound here*

Case 1: Mr. Ridiculous vs Ms. Monster

Cepatla, bile nak blanje McD ni?

Xde duitla! Baru beli kereta!

Amboi. Beli kereta cash ke?

Yelah. hasil kerja siang, and kerja malam! Ha-ha!

Muke pucong macam kau, laku ke nak kerja malam? HAHAHAHAHA

Pucong-pucong pon, boleh pakai neo. Ni nak makan McD pon suruh orang belanje!

Niat di hati bukanlah nak riak, tapi nak kasik tau sket kat si muke tak hensem, yang duk pucong-pucong kan orang, awak ade cermin muke sendiri tak?

ps: divert attention dr duk pk L thing Raje itu!

Whatever Seven

I'm trying to kill some time here so let me be ok. Cik Izzah, thanks for making me do this. Ha-ha.

1. I'm an avid blogger. I write and read blogs a lot.

2. I am a better manual-cars driver than an auto-one.

3. Whenever I'm driving, perkara yang paling I pantang is, kereta depan yang suka brek-brek. And co-pilot yang tidur. Ha-ha.

4. I have a pair of very sensitive eyes. I'm allergic to bawang and sunshine (not you budak kecik!) ke sunlight. Whatever.

5. I watched Grey's Anatomy religiously. I am now talking to myself in Grey's tone.

6. I have all different names for all phases of my life. School I was Azhani, MRSM I was Zhani slash Zac. UTP I was Zac/Mia. Work I am Hani. So whenever I text all my contacts it goes like "Selamat Hari Raya - Azhani/Zac/Mia/Hani". Belom campur family. Boleh?

7. I hardly give a care about anything. Macam contohnya "Wey dah buat FYP blom, besok present!" You can look straight to my eyes and you can really tell I don't give a fcuk. Try me!

Oh besok dah raya tapi hari ini I kerja. Bukan macam orang bank yang malas nak load duit sampai semua machine Out Of Service. (Oh I can say this sebab I kerja ok so eat it!)

Tak baik emo akhir Ramadhan kan! SO Happy Hari Raya everyone!

Perihal bosan

i need to

+ have extra money

+ lose some weigh

+ and get a boyfriend.

Damn it.