Wednesday, November 12, 2008

They say don't tickle a monster if you aren't a born Ultraman.

erk.. hurm!

Case 1: Mr. Ordinary Guy vs Ms. Monster


Seryesly, boring sangat ke kau?

Seryesly? You, asking me THAT particular question. Carik nahas!

Haha takdelah. How boring?

Macam, hurm, 5 years married guy nak balik ke rumah after one day kerja. Boring macam tu.

No, we don't get bored like that.

Yes you guys do. At some point, you guys will.

Takdelah. Mana ade. Sape cakap?

Oh jangan tipu. Norman Hakim tells us!

*inser cricket sound here*

Case 1: Mr. Ridiculous vs Ms. Monster


Cepatla, bile nak blanje McD ni?

Xde duitla! Baru beli kereta!

Amboi. Beli kereta cash ke?

Yelah. hasil kerja siang, and kerja malam! Ha-ha!

Muke pucong macam kau, laku ke nak kerja malam? HAHAHAHAHA

Pucong-pucong pon, boleh pakai neo. Ni nak makan McD pon suruh orang belanje!

Niat di hati bukanlah nak riak, tapi nak kasik tau sket kat si muke tak hensem, yang duk pucong-pucong kan orang, awak ade cermin muke sendiri tak?

ps: divert attention dr duk pk L thing Raje itu!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha right on da their faces... lol ~

p/s: ramai toi pm aku tnyer aper rajer beli... haha aku byk out office today, xsempat nk reply ~ wakakakka

botolbiru said...

istenk mencari alasan..
ape la istenk
mcm nih la kawan..hahah

Anonymous said...

Nombor 2 memang kelakar habis!

Bergolek-golek kugelak.

Unknown said...

-gelak guling2-

padan muke!
nice je ko bg :P
i need that kind of attitude.
some people just teasing too much kn?

Unknown said...

-gelak guling2-

padan muke!
nice je ko bg :P
i need that kind of attitude.
some people just teasing too much kn?

Hani said...

weyh ain, sape cakap aku ms monster. mentang mentang aku gemokkk! hahaha

2 kali komen lagi LOLLL

lain-lain, yeah. serve him right. mestilah mr. ridiculous is the same guy tanye aku pegi disko x.

SEEEE HOW RIDICULOUS IS HEE!!

simah said...

hahaha. sengal bakk wey. apekes dgn mr tu? xpuas ati siot die dgn ko. ke die saje nk attention ko sbb die nk ehem2 ngn ko...

haaa...cuakkk kau!

:)

dueng said...

ala..cheapskate la mr ridiculous.

mr ordinary is so cute and naive. is he available? :p

Hani said...

sima, mcm kate miranda bailey, u people only know how to get in others' pants. thats y u got syphillis! haha

mangi, mr ridiculous is like, mr most annoying human being ever.

and, mr. ordinary, seriously? my god! haha