I do have a die-hard fan

Ha-ha.

Now, angkat tangan siapa yang tak kenal Sani.

He used to sing (tak boleh jual) and act (also tak boleh jual) and used to have this very controversial gossip with Noraniza Idris (that led to her divorce).

Then he hibernated for quite a while and now he came back as a very successful young entrepreneur who runs an express-bus company (Sani the name is).

He is also a very elligible bachelor who owns a Ferrari (tak percaya? tengok sini!). I myself had a few times encounters with the Ferrari (literally, glanced je kot. You know how fasttt it moves).

So a few days ago, I followed mother to her weekly breakfast with the (gosipping) mothers club. One of them, Nisa, is Sani's very own sister.

It felt good, always is (despite all the Alfio Raldo and Arcopal talks) until I became the topic of attention (nota kaki: bukan center of attention haha).

Eh Kak Wan, ini your daughter yang datang rumah Nisa hari tu kan?

Yelah, Kak Wan ni satu je daughter dia.

Oh ye ke. Dah besa ni comel la pulak.

Comel ape, gemuk je. Tengah berusaha (?) nak diet la tuh.

Mama, tuhla yang Aunty Nisa means by Comelllll.

Haha takdelah. Aunty Nisa suke, bila dah comel ni, pipi jadik comel je. Comel la sekarang!

*silence*

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the table arrangement was like this.


But after the said conversation, I kinda had this on my mind. (I know my mother did too.)

So jom slash all the tak boleh jual traits, angkat tangan siapa setuju I jadik Mrs Ferrari he he he >:)

ps Raje: Bile aku jadik Mrs Ferrari aku bawak semua peminat-peminat aku pergi get-together session kay!

Bulan sangat terang

Have I told you guys I have a new baby to poke on the nose? Hehe.


Nur Alya Hana bt Qadri.

As much as I hate that she's named ALYA (please God don't let this one ended up GILA mcm Alya-Aliah yang ku kenali), i still love the idea that I don't have to twist the tounge to call her. Ha-ha.

Oh the process of the delivery is still taking more than 24hours (macam Qistina Arissa jugak) and she has to stay at the hospital for 17days after the labour. Hurmph!

By the way, we lost the Kuala Terengganu to them again. Hns. Goodbye to all the development and peace. Welcome hell and kesengsaraan sekali lagi. Oh yes you fool, kalau tak pernah kena halau dari sekolah kau sendiri, jangan cakap aku tak layak cakap pasal politik. Because we've been there to be their experimental specimen, and you just get to talk about perubahan.

Perubahan bontot kau.

And what the fuck Meet Uncle Hussain? Hah. Tapi satu yang aku tak puas hati pasal semalam...

SIAPA PUNYA IDEA YANG BODOH SANGAT LETAK KAIN-KAIN RENTANG MASA ESTRANGED PUNYE PERFORMANCE? WADEHEL WADEHEL WADEHEL BOLEH TGK ANDY 3 KALI JER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

habis ketenangan cuti 5 hari ku. huh!

Now Pig has a new sound.

Jangan salahkan I, orang kata panggil nama itu macam satu doa.

During my highschool, people called me Zani. Ustazah kata jangan, pasal Zani tu maksudnya penzina.

So I stopped berzina (sangat!) because they stopped calling me Penzina. They called me Zac instead.

Still meaningless, but at least I didn't end up to be the last as always as any Zac has always been. (A to Z, daa?)

Now, they are calling me Memey. Jangan salahkan I, when I came here, suddenly Memey was a hot story all over Malaysia.

And there it goes, as how much as she needs free publicity because she's new in the entertainment industry, I need one too. Because I'm new here.

That totally works (for both of us), I can tell!

And today while reading Harian Metro with Memey's pic on the headline, the someone's husband walked in the room.

I was alone.

...

...

...

Afraid that doa might actually come true, I told him to come again when I'm not alone, as he might need advise from more experienced people.

I taknaklah nanti when people caught us, I ended up telling

"Saya tak sedar bila dia masuk ke dalam bilik ini. Pasal saya sibuk bekerja, dia tiba-tiba datang. Sumpah saya tak sedar. Saya dan dia cuma berkawan baik sahaja. Tapi kalau ada jodoh saya terima. Dan kalau jodoh tak panjang, saya redha terima nasib macam Kak tuttt. Nak buat macamana, takdir Tuhannnnnnn..."

Saya akhiri ucapan saya pada hari ini dengan lagu

Old McDonald had a farm... e i e i o
And on his farm he has some pigs.. e i e i o
and it goes Memey here memey there
memey memey memey everywhere
Old McDonald had a farm... e i e i o

Kita dengar apa kata pengkritikkkk

I've sinned.

Ape korang gila ke I nak beli kereta tiap-tiap tahun? Ingat gaji I 3.5k?

Semalam they replayed the AJL where Itu Kamu wins, again. And I screamed, again. Macam minggu lepas-lepas tengok JomHeboh. Jerit kuat, sampai besok paginya jiran sebelah rumah tanya;

'Hani ok tak semalam? Apsal jerit kuat sangat?'

'Oh, ada lipas!'

Malu kot nak cakap 'Oh ada Andy dalam TV!'

Everytime Andy is aired on TV be it live or not I think I'd almost popped out my eyeballs. And when it ends I screamed nak lagi sambil tarik-tarik rambut.

Then rasa bengang meluap-meluap sebab waktu Andy pergi UTP no one told me. Still rasa macam disialkan sampai tertidur.

Bila bangun tidur baru rasa it's okay you all are forgiven.

Tadi tengok gambar Andy kat blog Chuna jerit sikit. Bila orang tanya kenapa, cakap tibe-tibe network disconnected. Ada ke logik, kalau ye pon nak menipu kak oi?

Pagi-pagi senyum sorang-sorang, sebab since Andy jadik Wallpaper image kat phone ni tak sabar-sabar rasanya nak snooze the alarm.

Siapa-siapa call pon I get excited, sebab semua orang I dah reset to Andy's pic.

Sekarang rasa geram balik, boleh korang terlupa nak bagitau I andy datang UTP, huh?!

Hatiku, mahumu.

Gamba zaman tok kadok ni je la mampu mengubat hatiku yang lara.

p/s: Oh I've sinned, because I have a crush for someone's legal husband. LOL!

Swifting.

will you be mine?
Since I'm getting a lot of requests for me to hand down this baby.

Here I'm suggesting you guys to just check out the website. It's free and it's online and it has its own wedding tool! (so cool now kan?)

I can assure you that this web is just as useful as the book itself. Plus it doesnt cost you 18bucks and the infos are just the same. That 2inches thick book just contain lots of picts (which most of em you can find in the web)

So here's to the magnificient and cost-wise wedding!

And by the way, while I'm off to planning trips and vacations (and saving money for them) you guys can always borrow the baby and enjoy planning your own very big day, BUT with promise not to scratch a tiny line in it.

In case I might need it very very soon! :p

I g kursus kahwin hr tu, ada hadis kate, kalau ada lelaki kita tau baik and beriman, kita WAJIB tekel. sile beri perhatian, WAJIB. maknenye xwat dose, buat bleh pahala! Ngehehe.

Says Magh. So up to you guys to verify the correctness of the said hadith or to follow this piece of advise ehem :P

Me? I don't know!

p/s: Seema, my dream car can be your future car. for some reason, it can be my future car too. Hee!

Cukup.

I do have a dream to fly to Europe and own an LV.

but it will take some time (I admit) and if I never will, I am glad to announce that I'm happy.

Enough.

I have everything I ever wanted; my dream car, my dream job.

and I can afford to eat, afford a vacation, afford a retail therapy and hair treatment.

afford another shopping spree.

and most importantly;

I didn't lose my friends (tho I might lost their trust, a bit, or a whole lot of em; but there must be a reason why they are still staying) even if they are away.

Not having them around because they can't, is lots much better than because they don't want to, kan.

so yes if you asked me what do I really get from 2008;

I get to learn that if I don't make that much money, I still can afford to be happy (and most importantly, make the people around me HAPPY too!)

Cheers, to the HAPPYness!

HapPY NEw yEAR!!!! =)

And you thot I purposely made the title susah-nak-bace. Well it means SOMETHING to me He-he.


Cubaan orang gila mensabotaj kasut merah baruku di tahun baru.

The new year started FABOLOUSLY for me. at least I have a company the whole 4-days weekend, and it was the most amazing company.


Watching Australia and trying a whole lot number of Kebaya Nyonyas and went to all malls there are in Kuantan was no more lonely for me! (and p/s: ada orang buat rambut baru y'all!)

And to have Bali and Lula over the weekend for one night also was AMAZING. Finally, boleh pergi mamak lagi. But the mamak sucks big time. Dahla tak kasik ktrg main poker! macam sial jer! We all MISS SITHICK.


The innocent poker

Oh yeah and there was a funny incident. Lula left his car at EAST COAST MALL while we went watched Bedtime Stories at Berjaya Megamall. When we returned, approximately 1230am, they already shut the basement gate.

Waiting for Lula's car to be released!

And Lula and Bali had to use thier Ouch skills just to get the car back. And of course they did! Ha-ha. Like, Hello! :p


Sebelum Aisha pulang =(

At least the new year started well for me, no?