Dear God, hear me pray.

Dear God,

 

Whenever, whennnnnnever you decide to give me a husband (seriously not that I’m looking forward or something)

But just whenever you decide OK NOW IT’S YOUR TURN HANI, TAKE THIS MAN!

 

Please, boleh tak kurniakan I seorang husband yang kacak no.. I mean.. yang menjaga sembahyang?

 

Please….. before you somewhat decide to bump us in the train or in the rain, on the receiver of the wrong number calls, or in the restaurant of when I’m over here and he’s checking me out from over there.

 

However you’re gonna make he sees me finally,

 

PLEASE make him be reminded of his prayer times 5 times a day first.

 

Because seriously, how am I going to live with one who doesn’t.

 

SCARY!

 

Oh, and God, is it to early to ask that if this man who keeps his prayer 5 times everyday one day impregnated me, can you please not let me be annoying? Because I can’t afford being pregnant and annoying, seriously, like some people seriously are.

 

Ok.. it’s not too early to ask, no?

 

Thank you God, for you hear me pray.