Anak Dara

It’s a scary world out there.

Dalam masa 3 bulan, 82 bayi dilahirkan oleh ibu muda bawah umur? SERIOUSLY?

 

YA ALLAH umur 15 I belum reti lahhhhhh nek berdegek-degek ni!

Mana korang belajar semua ni.

 

Ya Allah, scary nya nak membesarkan seorang anak dara dalam dunia macam ni.

 

Come to think of it, I wonder how many sleepless nights momma and ayah has been spending worrying about me.

Nak membesarkan anak dara seorang, macam-macam cerita, haih.

 

Sedih!

 

I wonder how my parents brought me up. Apalah didikan yang diorang bagi.

HOW THEY MADE ME BELIEVE NOT TO FOLLOW MY TEENAGE INSTINCT.

 

And my parents only ada 1 girl, those yang ada 4, 5, 6, 7?

SCARY LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Oh my God, susahnya nak bring up a girl!! T_T

Maryam, grow up and be a decent girl k!

 

Momma, if you’re reading this, please take note that cerita HOW YOU BROUGHT ME UP is more scarier than HOW YOU PUSH ME OUT OF YOUR VAGINA.

 

So next time you’re gonna give me the ‘I’M YOUR MOTHER’ talk, tell me how you and Ayah made me believe in NO RELATIONSHIP during teenage years.

 

It might be useful.