A short note for so many things.

Dear Khairil Hafriza Zakaria.

I know it has been a lot for you to digest. With your car accident, with your camera got stolen (weh rhyme). And this is as close as we all could be to get to you in order to comfort you. But trust me things happened for a reason (I sounded like the optimistic Hazirah here haha). Maybe bile ni semua jadik kita pikir, what have I done to deserve this? But look at the other side, maybe, it's not what we have done, maybe, it's something that is gonna happen to you next.

Mungkin Tuhan tarik ini semua dahulu before dia bagi sesuatu yang hebat untuk kau kan? InsyaAllah. Mungkin nak dpt duit 15juta ke haha, or nak menang cabutan bertuah pegi middle east ke, or nak dapat bidadari dari syurga ke? Mane la tau kannn....


Letak gamba pulak... saje je kan!!! haha

And just for the record aku tak kecik hatilah ape kau cakap. kau ingat pernah ke ape budak2 mekar neh cakap aku letak dalam kepala otak? haha.

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I just think the next time we wanted to write anything in our blog we ought to think twice. Or nak komen kat facebook ke or nak buat ape ape ke. psl things that go online memang tak boleh tarek balik no matter how much you try to erase it.

And aku bukan cakap pasal post adek kt blog die ok. bukan aku pon yang suruh die letak post tu weh! haha.

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I just spent 1 hour in the car listening to live interview with Nur Kasih casts live on Hot FM. Weh apsal lah Adam and Aidil sangat comel tak boleh blah even in the real world?

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Yesterday me and colleague joked about joining Sehati Berdansa. We aren't celebrities so we cannot join unless we get married to one. He wants to marry Fazura. All I can think about someone I want to marry is Scha Al Yahya.

I cannot come up with a guy name weh. SERIOUSLY is something WRONG with me? Haha. And then he go out and all suggesting me to marry Adam lah Andy lah apelah. Tapi nak kawen dengan Scha jugak la cemaner???!!!!!!

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Minggu depan ada 2 pilihan sama ada nak join futsal tournament or nk pegi KL wif parents. I miss playing futsal but I miss my friends and cousins too. Guess I have to think which one I miss the most kot before decide. Or maybe boleh jumpe friends and cousins and main futsal ngan diorg? Haha 2 in 1 hilang semua rindu!

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Untuk korang yang menantikan update progress tentang high skool drama aku dan Husna, ceritanya, I have apologized and she has forgive me as she said tapi things will not be the same lah.

It's oklah it has not been the same after we left UTP pon. SOOOO many things have changed but we failed to notice or we refuse to ke pon I pon tak tahu. But if you ask me I'd say yes I miss her, but the pre-graduation Husna. The post-graduation Husna, hurm. Entah. So different.


Ini yang dirindu.

But yeah we all are different now so maybe this is for the best. Yang penting bila kita mati kita tidak tersangkut sebab tidak memaafkan orang yang dah sesal dengan kesilapan dia kan?




Assuddaahhlaaa kau merepekkkkk!!!!

High Maintanance? Seriously?

"Buat apa bercinta dengan orang miskin kalau boleh bercinta dengan orang kaya?"

 

When I put this line from Pisau Cukur movie as my status in Gtalk, a few of my GUY FRIENDS thought it comes from my heart and I am that materialistic to say something like that out in the open so they just bluntly accused me of being unreasonable and some even give comments that is so insensitive.

 

Like, maybe that is why you are still single until today, perhaps for the rest of your life.

 

Really?

 

So what if I picked a line and I mean it? So what if we girls like to date rich men but somehow we don't mind getting married to the ordinary? So what if we are being materialistic? So what if we are high-maintanance and have high taste?

 

Most of the times those who felt intimidated by this kind of statements are those who are not rich and failed to accept the fact that they cannot tackle a girl because they are poor. These people they think those girls who have no interest in money are the angels from above. And we who love the bling bling are those devils from the dark side.

 

These people are also the same people who'd be all poked out when we mention other attributes like cars, house, and most importantly look.

 

Seriously, guys, when I'm with my pretty friend and all eyes are on her face, I wouldn't go out and all saying that LOOK DOESN'T MATTER because trust me it does and I understand you guys. So what's the big deal? We all have our own preferences and interest, so eat it!

 

Or maybe it's because ugly people cannot be picky and choosy and have to just live with what's left out for us?

 

A friend once told me that a guy friend define me as high-maintanance. Seriously? What was his scale anyway? My non-branded handbags? My a few collection of wedges? My local-made car? My underpaid job? My non-existance of makeup bag? Seriously now, high-maintanance?

 

We all have our own scale for everything. If I say I want a rich guy, a guy with 2k salary could be just fine for me. Or if you say you want a good looking girl, I might be beautiful in your eyes. So why the harsh comment?

 

But anyway if you ask me, I don't care if you are rich or not. Nak duit banyak aku boleh carik sendiri la beb!

Back to Basic.

I had 4 days of holiday. 3 to be exact, but an 'extra' one was created ad-hoc and it was a blast.

 

Spent half of it with little Amalin. The thing with living a lot with kids is it makes you either feel younger. Or older. Or wiser. Or stupid.

 

The hard part is not the crying. They do cry a lot, but you can stuff food (junks preferably) into their mouths, they will shut the hell up.

 

Or not the cartoon part, nor the buying everything part, or the other unbearable parts.

 

it's the asking a lot of questions part.

 

Sometimes, the question are so wrong yet they are so innocent it makes it so right.

 

I'm not talking about ' Knape dulu Che Hani kurus sekarang Che Hani gemuk?'. That's answerable.

 

I'm talking about,

 

'Kalau Tuhan buat semua benda, kenapa Tuhan buat orang jahat, tapi benci orang jahat?'

 

Now I feel stupid. Justttttt stupid enough I couldn't come up with a good answer.

 

I wish I had a good answer. Or justification, exactly.

Good Luck Che Hani

You know Good Luck Chuck?

 

Any girl who slept with Chuck will eventually find her own prince charming.

 

I really think I'm the female Malay version of Good Luck Chuck.

 

Tak payah susah-susah pon. No need to sleep with me or anything, just be charming enough for me to like.

 

I like Sani. There he goes, getting married in no time.

 

I like Guy A, all of a sudden, he gets engaged to a clerk!

 

I like Guy B, then yesterday, he handed me his invitation card!

 

I like Guy C for some time now, then I heard last month he got himself a new girlfriend.

 

Hey, yang aku geramnya, all this while, these guys ada je menonong depan mata, tak ada pon nak kahwin ke nak tunang ke ape ke, TIBA TIBA bila aku suka je, nak tunang lah, nak kahwin lah.

 

SAKITNYA HATI.

 

Who's gonna be my jessica Alba then?

Cerita weekend ini.

1. Perjalanan dari Kuantan to Puncak Alam amil masa 12 jam. Gile pancit bridesmaid terjun haha.

 

2. Kak Lili bertunang sangat cantikkkkkkkkk. the family looks happy gila. Tunggu pic from J n OP!

 

3. Cousins left me for the Karaoke session. Sedih gile I was not informed there was a Karaoke session and got left padahal I was in KL jugak! But there was the preparation of the engagement going on + sembahyang hajat so if I knew pon I still couldn't join because I wanted to be part of the preparation hee. Buttttt I would feel better if I knew oke!!!

 

4. I hope they feel guilty for not including me and Kak Jaja and I think they did haha so I feel better now butttttt they need to replace the karaoke session next time kalau tak takmo jumpe dah! haha

 

5. Finally dapat pergi Jalan Damai lagi after yearsssss but this time tak pergi Rawsha dah, pergi Andalus pulak. Dapat shisha lagi bes bes (walaupun most of the time it was conquered by the guys but I managed to chip in sket sket lol)

 

6. Sessi bergelak ketawa kat Andalus tergendala sedikit sebab terasa sangat sedih ditinggalkan. Tapi still managed gelak sampai terkencing. Kalau tak sedih terberak agaknya.

 

7. Jumpe John finally. Siapa John? Nantikan... Jeng jeng jeng. 

 

8. Tidur hanya kurang dari 7 jam. 1st nite slept at 4am (buat pelamin hantaran gosok baju and all BUKAN pergi karaoke ok!) bangun pukul 8am (breakfast sedap at rumah Kak Lina and teman Petunang pegi make up kt Klang). Then straight event bertunang - openhouse rumah Aunty Al - dinner rumah Abg Bad - Andalus @ Jalan Damai - KLIA - Nasi Lemak Pak Ayub @ Shah Alam - rumah Kak Gee @ 930am baru tido balik tu pon for half an hour je grr grr.

 

9. Hampir-hampir lepak @ Lepaq tapi tutupla pulak. Celebrate Deepavali ke korang???

 

10. Tak jumpe kawan - kawan and Mekarians pasal HECTIC gile with cousins! Love love!

Senah, Joyah, dan Kiah.

Hai. ini adalah cerita tentang Senah, Joyah, dan Kiah mencari makan free tengahari.

Ini Senah.



Ini Joyah.



Dan ini pula, Kiah.


Senah suka makan. Joyah dan Kiah suka potpetpotpetptoeptoet.



Tiba-tiba driver suami Kiah membuat suprise di warung.

"Suprise Puan. Tuan suruh bagi ferrari pegi KT. dahlah jangan bawak neo. Kecil!"

"SADAPPPPPP!!!!!!!" kate kiah, nyaring.

Perjalanan pergi dicemari dengan gossip dan kutukan emo (wahai ummat silalah insaf!) so no picture.


NO PICTURE PLEASE!

Tetapi, Kiah yang suka menjerit, membawa Joyah dan Senah ke kancah maksiat.


Joyah lupa suami ke ni?


Tangan kiah cacat. Sebabtuh die tak bole bawak ferari.

Jerit Jerit Jerit. SADAP!!!!!

Dan kami pon meneruskan perjalanan mencari sesuap nasik free.



MANE NAK PARKING NIIII!!!!

nasib baik ada abang misai baik hati alihkan kerete besarnya selepas 3 awek bajet hot lintang pukang habis untuk cuba parking.


Yang penting amil gamba bunga.


Dan petai.


Dan Senah siap sinsing lengan nak bersilat makan

Jom carik pengantin. 'Siapa yang kahwin ini, Kiah?' 'Die kot yang kawem. SANTEKKKK je baju die'



'AHHHH panaslah Kiah! Jom Balik!' Jerit Senah


'SADAPPPPP' jerit Kiah lagi dan lagi.


Ok Para tourist. Jom pegi shopping batik pakai kredit kad suami Kiah.




KAU INGAT KAU SANTEK!!!!

Tibe-tibe Joyah bertanya 'Kiah, kau xde ke aktiviti yang lebih remaja'

OHHH ADAA. mari kita pergi joget lambak mahu ke rombongan?

'SETUJUUU" jerit rombongan.





Dan seterusnya, mari kita amil gamba sebab bukan senang dapat datang hotel murah. sejak sejak kawen dengan tuan ferari, asek pegi hotel mahalll jer.




Wife orang kaya selalu ajdi mangsa paparazi! Benci!

Senah ngan joyah lagilah jakun! Sebab tak pernah datang hotel kot!!!

Tamatlah cerita Kiah, joyah, dan senah. Sehingga bertemu lagi.

BYE BYE!!!

Kisah Klasik Makan Banyak Raya 2009

Open house raya hari-hari, not whining but, BERAT DAH NAIK COACH PON MARAH (ok coach tak kesah pon tapiiiiiiiiiii stillllllllllllll)

Hari ini hari sibuk, bermula dari Report Card Day adik, menyemak kejap berlagak jadi kakak yang bagus, dan breakfast sedap di hotel bersama mama dan adik, sampailah aktiviti raya yang best kat ofis.

Persiapan sambutan raya - buat ketupat, mengumpat.

Sambutan Raya - KAMBING PANGGANG dow, kaloke kaloke kaloke

dan Post sambutan Raya - menjadi bengong sebab banyak makan kambing lalu memakai baju kurung bersama coveral + helmet + goggle - hakikatnya jakun dapat PPE baru!

ps: I am now the official OFFICE JOKER! (sila refer rajah)





Kepada isteri watak diatas, I know most prolly you wudn't even need to feel jealous or insecure (of course wife die yang hot tak tercabar dengan saya yang gemuk haha) but if there's a need for explaination, I SWEAR TO GOD INI ADALAH AKTIVITI GILA-GILA sahaja (yang ditonton penuh gelak ketawa satu office demit wtf haha)

Now, at this moment, Caramel Frappucino with Rumet (mengumpat)

Haih. Seronoknyaaaaaaa raya!

Kisah Klasik Open House Raya 2009.

Cerita Raya masih belum tamat. 7 hari 7 malam neh. So mari kita tulis dalam bentuk point point sahaja.

 

1) Menu tahun ini berubah atas asbab Chief cook kita pregnant (Kak Ty) so tidak ada kuzi, ditambah pula dengan Chef de Sous kita (Che Ngoh) sudah uzurrrr ditelan usia eh eh eh so TIADA KUZI ye para tetamu harap maklum.

 

2) Tetamu sedih sebab tak ada kuzi.

 

3) Ayah pon sibuk jugak sedih sebab tetamu semua tanya kuzi (rasa macam ralat sebab tetamu datang buat muka alaaaa).

 

4) Waima apapun, makanan tetap HABIS LICIN. Nasi Arab yilek saya kene simpan ayam sedap untuk Abrak and Ain dalam oven.

 

5) Mama dengan kreatifnya jemput makcik goreng mi sedap dalam kuali besar kat pasar malam untuk goreng mee secara LIVE. as the results, 3 kali goreng dow! haha.

 

6) Kawan-kawan lama saya datang. Happy Happy Happy.

 

7) Bos pon datang. Happy happy happy jugak.

 

8) Ofismate ramai datang. Happy jugak.

 

9) Orang yang tak diingini tak datang. Sekaligus menggembirakan saya tetapi menyedihkan mama saya haha. I DONT CAREEEE. Happy happy happy.

 

10) Kawan ayah datang bawak keyboard berkuasa kuda sekaligus main musik secara LIVE dan kami pon bernyanyi dan berjoget lambak secara pukal. SERONOKKKK

 

11) Rumet stay sampai habis. Happy happy happy.

 

12) Abrak, Ain dan konco-konconya tiba last sekali sekaligus menjadi penutup majlis akan tetapi, pergi pantai makan sotong goreng adalah event terseronokkk (sebab akhirnya raya ini jumpa DSLR hahaha)

 

Yang paling penting,

 

Acara sangat meriah, semua yang datang cakap 'Tak sabar nak tunggu Kak Hani kawen. Mesti lagi meriah!'

 

Saye terima itu sebagai doa, SEBAB SAYA PON NAK MYVI FREEEEE DEMIT &*i^id(oehfe)&0 MAGHFARAH I HATE YOU!!!! haha 

Kisah Klasik Baju Raya 2009

Haha ok berapa juta post pasal raya but since lots have been asking about my baju raya (glory habis konon) mari saya cerita.

Baju Raya pertama + kedua

Few months back I accompanied mother to her friend's Batik boutique. We always buy Batik from her. Sometimes, mother even has her own designed Batik made. Even for the whole big family (aunties, uncles, cousins, nieces, nephews. Seriously.) But this one time I walked in and immediately fell in love with a Crepe + Satin Batik on a mannequin. Ok tipu. Actually thats how I got my Baju Convo jugak. haha.

Ok so, I grabbed the Batik, flew it over to Kota Bharu to be made Kurung Modern by my favourite tailor, my own Aunty. A day before Raya we went back to Kota Bharu only to find out that, BAJU RAYA SAYA BELOM SIAP. wahhh menangis air mata darah macam ini!

I waited sampai pukul 2 pagi tau, tapi sebab dh give up, I went to sleep. The next morning I woke up, tadaa there it was tergantung in front of my eyes. Mama kate Che Su hanta the baju at 4am. Oh saba je lah baju raya ku!

But it was worth the wait. I like the cutting, especially the 'arrangement'. Hah percaye tak haha. Saya mintak Che Su untuk tuka Satin jadik baju and Crepe jadik kain, but Che Su punye idea gile da boom. Die buat Baju Satin, lengan Crepe, Kain belakang Crepe, depan satin. Sb tuh bunga die dari depan stret dari baju sampai kain. PERGHHHH.


Saya begitu in love dengan baju ini sampai pakai 2 hari berturut-turut!



Acsessories: Long necklace with big locket from mother, turqoise Nose heels, pink Alice Wonders Quilted inspired by Chanel Handbag, baby pink Jorget scarf.
Overall cost : kasut : rm33, handbag: rm49, baju+tudung+rantai: Taken care by the father! haha

Raya ketiga.

Baju saya pakai wedding Kak Ann. Tidak perlu explainantion. The theme of the wedding was Grey and Pink. So that was the colour. But I like the Tulip idea (mama's own design).


Exactly like this.

Acsessories: Light Grey Jorget scarf, Pink Wedges by Verns, pink Alice Wonders Quilted inspired by Chanel.
Overall cost: Wedges: RM38, Handbag: RM49, Baju+Scarf : Taken care by the father yeay!

Raya keempat.

On this day saya nekad untuk pakai kebaya. Pasal I have THREE untouched kebaya semua dari Bandung + Jakarta tetapi tidak pernah dipakai. So I decided to wear the white+brown one I bought in Jakarta last March. Mama cakap baju ini buat saya nampak gemuk, saya cakap kalau dah gemuk takde baju yang saya pakai boleh buat saya nampak kurus wahaha. So Mama redha jerrr.

As a result, lipatan perut terserlah, sampai Qoba kata Henset boleh hilang di celah-celah lipatan. Moral of the story, jangan lawan cakap mak-ayah nyehehe.



Moral untuk Cik Kekek, lain kali amil gamba sampai nampak kaki bolehhh? Composition kne tepat haha.

Acsessories: White quilted clutch by Dorothy Perkins, White wedges by Crocodile, brown shawl (come thogether with the kebaya)
Overall cost: Wedges: Voucher Parkson, Clutch: Gift from Germany from Kak Jaja, Kebaya: RM 45, upah kebaya: taken care by the father (perlu mention?)

Raya kelima.

I wore the same baju I pakai pergi wedding matjun. Actually I really love this baju kurung. Love the material, love the colour, love the cutting. tapi baju ni mama beli kt Bandung. So macam, susahlah nak carik kain yang same lagi kot tahla.



Acsessories: The same long necklace and Pink Jorget scarf, wedges and handbag (economy skekkk).
Overall cost: Baju: Taken care by the father. Others: Do your own maths haha.

Ok mengalahkan artis. Tapi mungkin besok lusa boleh cerita pulak pasal menu raya haha.