Semalam, I jumpa someone who speaks the same language as me.

I always think I can only speak correct language with correct tones and laughs with only UTPians. Because upon seeing their faces I already know what to expect. I knal almost everyone in UTP yang masuk from July05 backwards.

Yang ade kereta best, main musik, aktif forum and mirc, ada blog, photog, main bola, selalu dating, muka lawa, muka handsome, pakai bag/baju cantek-cantek, fashion victim, banyak cakap in class, MPP, suka lepak cafe, suka lepak koridor, suka jogging, and things yang I nampak.

Not so hard to spot those people here in MTBE. Bersepah ok budak UTP. And selalunya when I know they're UTPians, I'll start the conversation with:-

'Batch mana? Oh sama dengan bla bla bla'

Then we asked each others' nicknames.
Then we knew each other.
Then we asked each other about bla bla bla.
Then we asked each other about kawan bla bla bla.
Then come conversation like Kampung5/Grapevine/MiRC/Musicfest/Kinta City/Ameeth/insert lah balik yang kat atas tu.
Then if they are older, say two years than me; This will happen;

'Oh kau ke kazen Snubnossseeeee?' Yes yes, I have a very famous and legendary cousin.

OR

'Dulu, mase dekat UTP, aku selalu tertukar kau dengan isteri Ustad.' Ohhhhh Ohhhhhh!!!

Trust me, even mak isteri Ustad pon pernah mistaken me and her daughter. Horror tak kesamaan kitorang?

Hari ini I dengar something different;
'Member punyelah rock, ade ke kate same dengan isteri Ustad!'
Hah sah! Finally, I know ade orang yang can differentiate me and isteri Ustad.

Haih. Ustad manelah yang lucky sangat to have such beautiffffuuulll genes tu.

ps: Lessons learned; jangan jual mahal, jangan lawan cakap mak bapak, jangan kacau boyfriend/suami orang. I serious ni, Memey!