Pinjamkan Satu Nikmat

Hari ini macam hari-hari yang biasa, hampir waktu lunch Ann mesti BBM. "Lunch sama tak?". I cakap ok, tapi you pikirlah nak makan mana. Ann, macam biasa, "Ayam kampunglah"

I sebenarnya dah muak makan ayam kampung. Tapi Ann suka sangat, and since I pon malas nak drive I ikut je.

Tapi hari ini lain, dessert I special. I tak tahu dah berapa lama I stalk you dekat facebook, baca blog you, follow cerita you, tiba-tiba lepas nasi I habis, I nampak you duduk. Depan I.

Badan you sasa, lengan you keras, muka you handsome, and yang lagi pelik, boleh ke I memang kenal ayah, mak and adik you yang makan sekali dengan you tu?

Boleh tak you tengah makan you tak tahu ada creepy stalker tengah usha you dari jauh!

Ya Allah, I yang demam ni jadi makin demam, I rasa nak jalan and langgar you yang tengah bawak air sampai air tertumpah-tumpah and buat novel kita sendiri.

I tau you ada pandang I 2-3 kali, maybe your asa I familiar sebab gambar I selalu feed dekat news feed cousin you or something, tapi I kenal you lebih dari tu.

Tangan I teketar-ketar, mata I berair, muka I pucat! Haha. I rasa macam kena starstruck! 'Ann, menyesal I tak pakai cantik-cantik!'

Tapi bila I fikir balik, tak ada satu pon dalam wardrobe I yang I boleh pakai sampai you notis I. Tak ada satu pun yang boleh buat I nampak sesuai dengan you.

You, you pakai t-shirt biru plain yang buruk je, misai tak cukur, rambut tak sikat, tapi still Ya Allah hensemnya. You perfect sangatlah. I mengaku kalah.

Terima kasih Tuhan sebab hantar Ann yang suka lunch ayam kampung, sampai I dapat lihat 5 minit nikmat yang buat I tak berkelip sekali pon.

I sedar diri and I minta diri, tapi you perfect, lainkali jangan jelma macam tu, sampai buat I rasa sedih dengan diri sendiri.

Banyak lagi kedai dalam dunia, satu kedai tu je yang Ann suka, tak boleh ke you pilih kedai lain? Seksa I tau tak!

Here, everyday is Friday.

Thank you Saa. Semoga kita semua bertambah-tambah murah rezeki. Amin.

The Fortune Cookie

Chinese New Year is around the corner. Maka kembunglah perut dengan limau-limau yang dirindui. Rindulah limau ni memang CNY je sedap rasanya.

So semalam boss datang bawak limau mamee cheezels dan fortune cookie. Angpow takde ke bos?

So my fortune cookie says...

'All will go well with your new project'

Jeng jeng jeng

 

Ann with the fortune cookie.

However, sukacita saya mengingatkan kawan-kawan Islam yang Haram kita percaya mesej-mesej yang dibawa oleh benda-benda macamni. Sekadar suka-suka, tak apalah kan.

Dragon year? Bring it on!

Hari ini dalam sejarah.

Today pergi lunch with Magh and Maryam. Balik from lunch, at Magh's apt, I nak show off Saree yang I beli kat brickfields.

So I keluar nak ambek saree kat bonet, only to realise I locked my door.

So I screamed to Magh 'Magh, jangan tutup pintu!' Only it was 1 second too late.

So us 3, outside the car, with the keys locked in.

Panic Attack.

Luckily the boot was open, so I have to climb in the car through the boot. Waw, for 5 minutes there I think it sucks to be fat!

Haha. Must lose weigh so next time key locked in again, I can climb through the boot sexily.


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Obsesiku

Magh tanya, sejak bila you minat Aqasha, Zac?

Ya Allah. I macam, hah, Magh? hah?

Sejak FOREVER kot.

I even blogged about him, once.



ahh. Aqasha. what's not to like.

Inginku gigit gigit cuping telinga kecilmu!

but to be honest, yes, since i found someone who looks just LIKE Aqasha, damn it, i fell even deeper!

Wedding is like an iPad.

Just because everyone is getting an iPad, doesn't mean you have to get one.

In your face, Mom. Haha.

Today Nana and Azfar berebut iPad. So Nana was the one who held it first, but once Daddy nampak, Daddy said 'bagila adik, kakak. Kakak kan dah besa'.

So like it or not, crying she handed the iPad to Azfar.

And then my mum said (Mama kan yang dah memang forever manjakan Nana) 'adik tu, kalau nampak kakak main, mesti nak jugak. Pastu Daddy tu selalu suruh kakak mengalah. Kesian kakak'

And thennnn guess what, I said 'haa tau pon kesiannya jadi kakak'

So all these while when she made me give things to my brothers just because I'm the eldest, she never take thatttt into account???

Jjjeeezzzzz!!

The grass is always greener on the other side!!

Shut Up

I don't fucking care if he's gay, if he fucks a whore, if he's been beaten to death, if he's been manipulated or he has been manipulating.

I don't care if he wins the justice or trash to garbage.

Just for ONE LAST TIME, now that you're free, CAN YOU PLEASE, just shut up, stay at home, spend time with your family, age gracefully?

Stop all the nonsense, there are thousand billions people who would want to be a prime minister.

You had your chance,you blew it (you fucked a gayboy)! So shut up! Shut up!!

Urghhh! You're messing with lots of people here, can you please just SHUT UP!!!


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Tell the world I'm coming home

Journey to the east coast, commenced.

Now, snooze!

Ps: rindu :(

Miskin Bandar

You, nak lunch tak?

Nak. Lapar.

Lunch mana?

Dapur-lah, dapur murah.

Hurm ok jugak, I pon tak ada duit.

Tak apa, kita kan nak kaya sama-sama.

Hello 2012

2012 dimulakan dengan membawa Aaron menjalani rutin hidupnya -- tukar tayar.

Mistery remains mistery, kenapa Aaron selalu patah kaki. But my no 1 love is Marcus, no 2 is Aaron. So like it or not, lapar, sakit, tayar Aaron kena tukar.

At some point I think Aaron just like to be lifted up like that.

Anyway, I gotta stop calling people's husbands/bfs/fiances at night to help me deal with Aaron's attitude. I need to find one of my own.

Chhhheeeewwwaaaahhhhhhhhh!


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